Advent Calendar Day 25

We all made it to Chrimbus!  DANCE PARTY!!!

And have a happy new year, damnit!

Advent Calendar Day 24

Wife:  "...I don't get it.  Why is he happy to be on the Naughty List?"

Me:  "!!!  What!?!  Obviously he's stolen it, and now Santa won't know who was Naughty, so he'll give him presents!  OBVIOUSLY!!!"

It is obvious, right?  

Advent Calendar Days 22 & 23

In case we need any more impetus to get into that sweet Christmas spirit

Advent Calendar Day 21

Oh, you Grinchy mofo!

PS:  While on the topic of the Grinch, this is still the funniest thing I've ever seen:

Advent Calendar Day 20

Soup's on!

Advent Calendar Day 17-19

Another triptych!  What joy!

Advent Calendar Day 16

Whole lotta layin around ever since Snoopy got canned from MetLife.

Advent Calendar Day 15

Misbehavin Elf #2

or...

How to forget gloves and draw hands poorly.

Advent Calendar Days 12-14

Will ya lookit that, it's a triptych!  

Advent Calendar Day 11

In other news, there's a job opening at the North Pole!

Advent Calendar Day 10

Other people work here too, y'know, Santa.

Advent Calendar Days 8 & 9

Now, butt-moons on the other hand...I have a lot of practice drawing those.  

Advent Calendar Day 7

Hey man, what do you want from me?  They can't all be zingers.  Just a bag of fake-ass snow and definitive proof that I suck at drawing fans.  

Advent Calendar Day 6

Always a shame to see pets pass on...even our Prez Donny thinks so!

Advent Calendar Days 4 & 5

You win this round, Elf

Advent Calendar Day 3

Advent Calendar Day 2

Advent Calendar Day 1

Misbehavin Elf #1

  

2017 Advent Calendar

Merry Christmas from the Averills!

P.S. NEVER look directly up at icicles.

Straying within the lines

Azalea: "Daddy, come color with us!  Here, color Nemo..."

HALF AN HOUR LATER

Azalea:  "...what did you DO to Nemo?!?"

Me:  "Nothing!  He's obviously on drugs, look at his pupils!"

More Chicken Scratches from the Doodle Book

Chicken Scratches from the Doodle Book

One Page Stinkers Issue 666 Submission

Step one:  Wait until the day before the deadline before you begin.
Step two:  Panic.
Step three:  Rework a strip you did over a decade ago.
Step four:  Ask spouse for honest opinion.
Step five:  Finish it anyway.

Dear deer skull, I'm sorry you're dead.

But you sure were fun to paint!